Old Lady

Priceless.

 

A doctor on his morning walk, noticed an elderley lady with a crown on her head, sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said,

 

"I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"

 

"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every day, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and don't exercise at all."

 

"That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?"

 

"Thirty-four," she replied.